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2022 Sausage Heartthrob Calendar

The only way to plan your year.

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  • One Size
  • Gift-Worthy

  • Nostalgic AF

  • Iconic Sausage Photos

  • Limited Batch

New year, old guilty pleasures! Indulge in the nostalgic teenage magazines of your dreams. Each month brings you exclusive designs, hot celeb goss, and the 411 you need to live your best life throughout all of 2022. 

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Ren Provo
My Mother in Law loves it!

Hanging on the wall of the kitchen like a rockstar.

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T.C.
so much flavor!

I purchased my first pack through Imperfects food. After trying the chicken chili verde, I made sure to order them again, and the chicken parm. I then had to go to the nearest Whole Food to see which varieties they had in stock. I NEED to try them all, so of course I just ordered the 7 pack. I know I will not be disappointed. BTW the spice level on the chicken chile verde is off the hook!

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Katie Zarachowicz
Wiener jokes all year long!

This calendar made me laugh/snort/cry. It is so ridiculous and I absolutely love it! I can't wait until my kids open it on Christmas.